· I just blogged: There is an imposter out there... and you gotta love it: I signed up on Twitter, .. http://tinyurl.com/dgqmhu
· @ Everyone that doesn't have an online impostor: enjoy the weekend, enjoy life. You have no idea what I'm going through right now.
· I don't understand... why doesn't John Strong care that someone is making fun of me online? Suspicious? I think so. He's now a suspect.
· OK, OK, I admit it. It kind of turns me on that a stranger is impersonating me on the internet. BFT.
· Twittering while doing radio. Only a professional like me can handle it.
· @dwightjaynes Have any experience shutting down impostors? This guy is REALLY getting to me. If I had hair, I'd be pulling it out. HELP!!!!!
· @BFTImpostor: CEASE AND DESIST! This is your last chance. Got it? Understand? I have a team of over 100 lawyers getting me a DMV picture.
· BFT broadcast now 11 minutes, 37 seconds away on 95.5-FM.
· Just talked to Tim McNamara about possibly using a laugh track on the BFT. He asked if it would be perpetual. Not sure what that means. BFT
· *gnaws on mechanical pencil* Nope. Not happening.
· Thinking about locking my twitter profile. What if I lost the key? Is there a twitter locksmith? No idea. Better keep it unlocked. BFT
· Got pulled over today for driving too slow. Cop said I look like Jon Polito's retarded cousin in my DMV picture. Real nice guy. BFT
· Just watched 30 Rock for the first time. Stumped. Where's the laugh track? When do I laugh?
· Tipster just sent what he claims are the results from tonight's American Idol? Yeah right. THE SHOW JUST STARTED. Ever heard of LIVE TV?!?!?
· AMERICAN IDOL! Anybody else ALWAYS agreeing with Paula? She really knows her stuff. Straight Up is one of my all time favorite tracks. BFT
· @pdxfilms Great idea. Just need to find some
· *gnaws on colored pencil* Not bad. Not bad at all.
· *GNAWS ON PENCIL* (It helps me relax before shows)
· @RyanJLewis Lil
· BREAKING NEWS: Tipster says Lil Wayne is coming to
· @blazersedge Ryan asked me to compile a list of my 64 favorite things. Looks like somewhere along the line it got mislabeled. Hmmph. BFT.
· This bald columnist would like to know: Why would an IMPOSTOR have a protected profile? Ponder that. @JohnCanzanoBFT Your move, you phony!
· *gnaws on pencil* I'm convinced I was a beaver in a past life. How else can you explain my affection for gnawing on wood? You can't. BFT
· @DowntwnChinatwn I checked with some sources and asked around the office. It's definitely not me.
· I can't wait to see Rudy bring his soccer flare to the dunk contest. Let's be honest: Nate Robinson doesn't have a chance this year. BFT
· I dreamed that I was a beaver, gnawing on logs and such. Bliss. [appropriate Chuang Tzu butterfly quote] Did the Blazers play last night?
· @DowntwnChinatwn Fakes of me? Strange. Not sure I follow. I don't. Report back, I might run with this.
· @dwightjaynes Have you read my latest? http://tinyurl.com/d64uzl I'm on a hot streak. Hibachi! (Gilbert Arenas) Give me some love! BFT
· @Da_Real_Canzano Just read your latest article out loud in front of a mirror. Goosebumps.There was a real teaching moment in there somewhere
· *gnaws on pencil* [idea] *gnaws on two pencils* change is good. BFT.
· I just blogged:
· Tipster reports that my favorite sports blog is on Twitter. I'm not surprised. Everyone add @TheBigLead That's why you come to twitter.
· Do you like blogs? You don't. I'm telling you there's one worth a click or two. www.thebiglead.com. Love to get these guys on the BFT.
· I love lamp. Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it? I love lamp. I love lamp. (Anchorman)
· Text from kp: No Duncan tonight for the Spurs. Unfortunate. I was looking forward to seeing how Oden matched up with him. BFT. 95.5 the GAME
· @blazersedge Looking to replace Encyclopedia Strong. Interested in a tryout? Tweet me.
· Segment #1 in the books. Classic stuff. Who else gets Chuck-E-Cheese, Obama and meth into one block? that's why you listen to BFT.
· Shows about to start and I just puked my lunch into garbage can under Encyclopedia Strong's desk. Perfect. BFT.
· @JulieMa Why can't Greg Oden be happy? I'd send him this video, but it would probably just make him sad. Sheesh. BFT@3 95.5 THE GAME.
· Just asked a guy that smells like patchouli oil if he sells weed to Greg Oden. He didn't respond. Suspicious? I think so. More on the BFT@3
· Those goons at the other radio station are saying Oden likes the herb. Checking w/ my sources now to see if he's moved on to harder stuff.
· Today on the BFT: I ask a panel of 7th graders what they think about drunk driving. Tune in.
· tipster just told me I should check out The Wire? Been there. Sorry Kanye, looks like you're no longer underground.
· #2
· @richburroughs Blazers sell papers Rich. That's all you need to know.
· @danstwitter That sounds very, very, very right!
· @danstwitter I'm digging them just thinking about them.
· magic formula: Snappy intro. Copy/Paste press release. Boss off my case. Another successful Blog. It's not that hard, nothing like radio
· Abundans cautela non nocet. That's Latin. Yes, I know Latin. Accipe Hoc. BFT.
· I'm not going to lie. I'd never even heard of Nic Batum until this morning.
· I just blogged:
· If Charles Barkley would agree to come on my show I would really nail him to the cross. Another dope. Parents don't let your kids watch TNT
· @hannahhas I'm with you. I have no idea where my columns go. If my editor hassles me about not writing something, I just say OLive lost it.
· @Sophiabiabia Opinions are not and will never be a failing industry. Opinions are here to stay. Check mine out: BFT 95.5 THE GAME
· @Sophiabiabia Depressing is the state of this economy. Disappointing is the Blazers. Let's keep some perspective. Bald Faced Truth 955
· Face it men: Megan Fox is not that hot. Not even really that pretty. Totally
· @brandon684 no great loss. BFT.
· @brandon684 This review coming from a dude that feels the need to put his chick in his avatar. What happens when she leaves? BFT
· Just realized I wrote surging beavers. My bad. BFT 955 The Game
· @BarackObama This bald columnist would like to know: how you could not mention your brother-in-laws surging Beavers last night? Classless.
· Heard of Bill Simmons? Trying to read him now. Don't really get a lot of the references. I guess his style is unique. Not my thing BFT
· @pretzellegs Read or Dont. No on'e putting a gun to your head. My guess: You're a bitter
· @ErnieKent Recruiting Ime Udoka might have saved your job. Just another example in a long line of you missing out on homegrown talent.
· @Solumus I made coffee, ran photocopies, ate pencils, etc.
· @scottyholm Greg Oden would rather be watching Obama than playing basketball. Let's be honest. BFT
· Breaking: Ime Udoka will not play for the Blazers tonight. Just got that from a source. It's a shame too. I love what he does.
· Governor just txtd me for advice. I used to work for the state legislature, so I can get laws passed. that's why you come to twitter. BFT.
· Just woke up. Refreshed. TWITTER EXCLUSIVE: Greg Oden will not play tonight vs the Spurs.Trying to get the scoop for my twitterites. BFT.
· Obama spoke. The Blazers choked. [Joke?]
· I NEED YOUR HELP! Official poll for an article I'm working on: Do you drink and drive? Have you done it in the last month? (be honest) BFT!
· Twerps of Twitteronia: I found the greatest optical illusion. Sharing it. Amazing. http://i42.tinypic.com/10f3... WOW!
· *gnaws on pencil* Is this catching on? *gnaws on pencil* It should.
· @chrisweber2001 I use my TiVo to watch you call time outs your team doesn't have. LOL. You're welcome on my radio show anytime. Tweet me.
· Text from KP: Oden out tomorrow vs the Spurs. Can I say the 'D' word? D***a*t? That's why you come to twitter. BFT.
· Thoughts on tonight's loss: Martell would have been the difference maker tonight. Why is he still in Nate's doghouse? BFT.
· Twerps: Have you tried honey nut cheerios? they're like regular cheerios, but with honey nut. amazing. BFT.
· text from KP: Blazers 87 Rockets 84. KP can see the future? What does he know about Oden that we don't?
· @PSUDuff is that ironic or coincidental? Hmmph. Not sure. I'll ask my editor. thanks for listening. BFT.
· Fact: Howard Avery is a sensational coach. Fact. BFT.
· Yeah, I know that was a boring segment but I had a soapbox moment to get off my chest. Imagine if it was your kids playing for a drunk.
· Is this lady boring anybody else? BFT.
· * dry heaving into paper bag *
· I don't know about you, but I can't wait until Wheels at Work takes over for Chris Myers.
· God I'm ready to rock.
· @Sk8FashionRight Thanks for the plug. Are you my #1 fan? Who's my #1 fan? BFT.
· I watched "Big Love" the other night and had a fantasy dream where I had multiple wives. Lots of yapping to deal with. Like a damn dog show
· Being a radio DJ is not as easy as I make it look -- believe me.
· Pre-show jitters. Every afternoon I imagine myself like Bob Cousy in the locker room before the NBA finals. Focus on the win.
· Nate Robinson is short.
· Obama speaking tonight at 6PM. Coincidence that he waits until after BFT. HECK NO.
· @the_real_shaq hey big guy, might want to get out in front of this one: http://tinyurl.com/d6f2j5 Sheesh, Deadspin can be so cruel. BFT.
· My favorite dog? Easy. Golden Retrievers. BFT.
· Brandon Roy is good. LeBron James is better.
· @TheBigLeed Just started Twittering. Blog roll exchange? Love Brangelina. Glam! www.baldfacedtruth.com
· @pdxfilms Good call. BRB
· @joshsands P.S. I hope your surgery goes well. Maybe I can get you some Blazer tickets? I'll need details. Keep fighting. BFT.
· @joshsands and you're dressed like a middle school lunch lady :)
· Just went to New Seasons. Love that place but why so much health food? Jeez, mix it up.
· Just got back from a killer workout. Sweated through 2 shirts. That's real effort. I'd like to see that from Aldridge one of these days.
· Anyone seen the TV documentary about the mafia called the Sopranos? It's amazing to see how they live. Truth is stranger than fiction.
· RT @Da_Real_Canzano #tipster #says #this #will #get #me #more #followers #, #already #have #1,033#! #Help #me #get #2,000 #. #BFT#.
· Tipster just sent me a link to Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up. Respect the classics. BFT.
· Watching S1 of The Office on DVD. Comedy? I'm not sure when to laugh. Anyone know how to turn the laugh track on? Tweet me. BFT.
· Is Scola the best Mexican player in the NBA? Weigh in please.
· People talk about Obama breaking barriers but shouldn't Steve Blake get more credit too?
· Brand new blog for you guys to check out... Deadspin.com ... lots to chew on. It's like a box of pencils really.
· You're going to hate me for saying this, I've seen more attractive women on Twitter in the last day than I've seen in
· Tim Duncan is consistent.
· @brandon684 "roommates".... right. We can both read between those lines, can't we? Howard Avery had a bunch of roommates. BFT
· #tipster #says #this #will #get #me #more #followers #, #already #have #1,033#! #Help #me #get #2,000 #. #BFT#.
· No update on Oden. Turns out it wasn't Jay Jensen on the phone. Just a telemarketer. Sorry.
· @brandon684 Are FOTC a gay couple? Not that it matters, just curious.
· the band in the FreeCreditReport.com commercials is one of my favorites. I was listening to them before they got big. Google them. BFT
· The NCAA is on the phone. They want my help busting some recruiting violations. You know me, I'm always glad to lend a hand. BFT
· I get why
· Just saw a gruesome pic of Rhianna. Chris Brown? I USED to like his stuff. Geez. I'm hoping the kids think, "What an idiot."
· Be right back. Jay Jensen is calling for my diagnosis on Oden's knee. Important stuff. That's why you come to the twitter.
· Point blank: if Travis Outlaw doesn't become an MVP type scorer, these Blazers are going nowhere.
· I hate when people say things like "I hate when people say things like"
· Parents: please don't let your daughters visit Howard Avery in jail. Who knows what might happen with that creep.
· @Sk8FashionRight "people in a high position that don't know crap." You've worked for Tim McNamara?
· Champions League soccer on TV. Score is zero to zero. Big surprise. Where's Sam Adams telling me to enjoy this? Oh right. Probably busy.
· The Phoenix Suns are a mess. It's time they fired Terry Porter.
· Annually. Perennial or perineal? I say it's perineal, but my editor is convinced it's perennial. Sheesh. Anybody else surrounded by idiots?
· How do I feel about the transexual on Real World? How DON'T I feel is a better question.
· Tajuan Porter had the potential to win an NCAA title if Ernie Kent didn't ruin his career.
· everyone check this guy out, great guy. @Sk8FashionRight Skate or die.
· I offended a lot of people saying that men were playing like girls. My bad. Let me tell you... Rihanna's struggle has opened my eyes.
· this sounds like H. Avery: @THE_REAL_SHAQ I'm at the fashion sq mall, any1 touches me gets 2 tickets, tag me and say yur twit u hv 20 min
· I wish Twitter had a text-to-voice option so you guys could hear me SHOUTING these tweets.
· @d3c0n Bingo. Great song. I could listen all day long.
· @shawnlevy Laugh at me all you want. But I know you're still listening. BFT 3 to
· @brandon684 Bingo. Thanks
· @brandon684 here you go: http://tinyurl.com/1zs. Thanks for listening. BFT. 3-6, 95.5 the game.
· @brandon684 I thought it was Truth Hoop but maybe it's True Hoop. I heard some people talking about it in the elevator. You like? BFT
· Passing on a great blog recommendation. Anyone else heard of "Truth Hoop"? Great blog. Lots of long posts, still getting used to it. BFT
· Best pizza in
· Itunes rec: "I am on a boat." underground song by Andrew something. Not as good as Lupe, but good. I sing like T Pain in the shower. PG13
· Can someone please explain why people keep coming up to me and saying "Boom! Roasted?" What do I look like, a Planter's peanut?
· Starbucks. You want to copy my order? Venti, half caff, extra hot, ristretto latte, one pump vanilla w/ half soy and half lowfat milk. BFT.
· I wonder: Did Howard Avery use twitter? Wouldn't be surprised at all... seems like a creep thing to do.
· U know what gets my gourd? "In KP we Trust"... it's never "In BFT we trust" Who's got the better track record? Wait, don't answer that.
· You think I've forgotten about Pooh Jeter? Never. I will NEVER forget about Pooh Jeter. Probably a better PG right now than Bayless/Sergio.
· Just broke into the war room @ the practice facility.The Blazers are projecting Blake Griffin to go #1. Wiki says he plays for
· Breaking News (twitter exclusive): Blake starting tonight. Mike Barrett on the BFT this afternoon to confirm. That's why you twitter.
· Pencils taste better than you might expect. Seriously. Don't knock it until you try it.
· Look, I couldn't do President Obama's job. We know that. But I don't think he could do my job either. Could he do your job? Great question.
· Being around NBA players, you realize how tall they are. Much taller than you and me. Yao Ming is REALLY tall. That's why you twitter.
· Let me just say this. There are some real creeps on twitter. Anyone got a good twitter creep story? DM me. I'll use it on the show today.
· GO injured. Bummer. Looking over the 2007 draft. Forget about Durant. If Pritchard drafts Stuckey #1, Blazers win a title this year.
· Great sleep. Energized. BREAKING: A source inside the Rockets organization says no T-Mac tonight. Ouch. Anybody know what's up? BFT.
· I just blogged: No surprise: Coach/creep is arrested: Local basketball coach and resident creep H.. http://tinyurl.com/dkn26s
· @pdxsucks Don't get it. Figuring out that comment is like Michael Phelps passing a piss test. Not happening. Say nope to dope, kids. BFT.
· Can you imagine if a fed ex guy had twitter? "deliver package. deliver package. deliver package. deliver package. deliver package." etc
· Am I the only one that can't find ANYTHING on Oregonlive.com? Shh, don't tell anyone I said that. Check out my website: BFT.com
· @SharonG Write and Edit? Please. They don't pay me enough for both. It's one or the other. It's like walking and chewing gum ... either/or
· @SharonG Thanks for the scoop,
· Great foreign flick movie rec coming at you: Slum Dog Moneyman. Needle in a haystack. Google it. Trust me. Thats y u twitter
· What's the difference between Howard Avery and Sam Adams? Whoa... even I'm not going there.
· REWhat am I doing? Gnawing on a pencil. Best person to tell your darkest secrets to? a Mime. If you don't get it, look it up. Or don't. BFT.
· Remember when I paid for my broke brother to go to the super bowl? That was awesome. Good times.
· empirical evidence? I hate history. BFT on 95.5 The Game
· If I had the choice I would change "followers" to "intelligent, free-thinking individuals". Sure you follow me, but let's keep it healthy.
· @cj_anderson I will tell you this. C. Paul still could end up in
· Twitteronia: I have 1,000 followers. Took me less than 5 hours. Surprised? Bald. Faced. Truth.
· @PDXBlazersFTW are you my #1 fan? #1 fan... where are you? Tweet me.
· @miketruong is that really Shaq? I'll call him tomorrow to verify. Keep it locked @Da_Real_Canzano for the scoop.
· @ve6erc pumped that you're a fan. Help me get some tweets? Thanks. BFT on 95.5 the game.
· @pachysandra co-ed softball? Sign me up. No A-Roids© though. Thanks for listening.
· One thing that throws me off about twitter: no 20/20 updates. when am I supposed to go to the bathroom?
· @ANNASONGKATU *hug*
· Tomorrow on the BFT: I ask a panel of grade school kids if it's too late to trade for Chris Bosh. Tune in.
· The difference between me and Howard Avery? I would never touch one of the BFT Interns. Want to be an intern? Apply on my website
· What's the longest you've stared at yourself in the mirror? Be honest. I'd like to know.
· Direct Message me your darkest secret. Will read the best ones on the air tomorrow. Gotta be clean.
· @DowntwnChinatwn Yeah, it's me. Try to keep that on the down low. Only want friends to know, you know?
· RETWEET! Some great tips.. @TartDessertBar I would also check out tweetlater and hootsuite to automate and measure. helps with being polite
· @jsteinfeld I'll check with Kevin Pritchard, and see what he says. I will say this. One thing I learned -- never bet against
· Sometimes, the world spins madly off kilter. You come to me for the unfiltered. Bald. Faced. Truth.
· @DowntwnChinatwn Great blog man. I've been reading for about a month now. Thanks for connecting.
· @TartDessertBar Thanks for the advice. Spread the word, eh? Appreciate that.
· Does anyone have some good blog recommendations? I'm looking for fresh opinions that will make good radio.
· @PdxPipeline Here's some truth from my bald face: I am jealous of your twitter huge following. Check me out on the radio sometime.
· @djtv We both know how I feel about "popular opinion." Still getting used to Twitter myself -- old dog learning some new tricks. 2009 Wow
· @djtv drinks sometime?
· Oden injured again. Pritchard tells me GO was the right #1 pick. Blazers source confirmed that to me too. Thats why u come to twitter.
· @bustabucket check out my blog. thanks for listening. BFT 3 to 6 monday - friday. 95.5
· @dwightjaynes: looking to replace strong. interested? tweet me.
· People ask me a lot. "Why don't you leave
· @jsteinfeld great find. just asked tom penn if he had heard it. BFT on 955 M-F @
· Love me or hate me I think we can agree on one thing. You wouldn't let me near your kids.
· Encyclopedia Strong got his own show. Is he marketable? Not sure. Good luck. 'Strong at Night' coming soon. Did I just leak that? oops
· Citizens of Twitteronia: My boo needs some followers! @ANNASONGKATU
· @ANNASONGKATU *wink*
· @besaroboy Nice to know you. Fair warning -- I have massive street cred. Call me the enemy in public at your own risk. Check my website
· You're entitled to your opinion but I respect your right to be wrong. Just agree with me and everyone wins. check out my website!
· Coffee w/ Avery isn't my only experience around sex offenders. Those creeps are everywhere. Thank God for Death Penalty. Zap Zap Zap.
· @bzachry I didn't know that was your chick. my bad.
· ♫ kick push coast, and away he rolled ♪ another great underground rapper: kanye west.
· Really digging this rapper Lupe Fiasco. heard of him? I find hip underground music when I dig in the crates. Thats why u cum 2 the twitter.
· just got a text from KP: no trades. that's why you come to twitter.
· don't forget. every day someone dies from cancer. hold your loved ones tight. it will probably be them tomorrow.
· @bzachry read it or don't no one's putting a gun to your head. thats why you come to the twitter. fire ernie kent.
· @Da_Real_Canzano Hey good lookin'.
· Check out BFT.com for a tshirt of my constipated face. guys if you forgot valentines day youre covered. that's why you come to the twitter.
· I don't go into the Oregonian. Why? Because my ego always sets off the metal detector.
· @ANNASONGKATU Hey babe, what's for dinner tonight?
· Hold on a second tweeple. I'm on the phone with Kevin Pritchard. He wants my advice on managing the team. That's why you come to the Twitter
· trying for a record: how many times can I call a black man a scumbag? I'm at 346 so far today. HOWARD AVERY IS A SCUMBAG there's 347
